Stingray stories

Hello boys and gals... today I am goin to tell you some stories about STINGAY..

Heard from a fren, and he told me he heard from a fisherman who took them out to fish in the sea, stuff about stingray.. Do you all know what fisherman uses STINGRAY to RELIEVE themselves when they are fishing? According to me fren, he said that the mouth of the STINGRAY is almost the same as a VAGINA.. so the fisherman uses the mouth to masturbate.. AIN THAT SICK? But there is one caution, please cut off the TAIL of the stingray before you DO IT! There is another Local version whereby I heard from a fren as well, it is about how local fisherman relieve themselves by using SOTONG or SQUID ... Enuff said..

I saw a documentay about PIRANHA in AMAZON River... there is a brief column about Stingray too, the locals in the amazon freaking hate it cause when they try to fish, they sometimes will step on or when a stingray swims pass them, the tail will kena them... so, most of the Tribe people in the amazon has Stingray Scars on the leg... For retaliation, they catch them, cut off their tails, and throw them to the piranhas...

Hmmm.. Early morning story telling ends here.. TATA!

Up to the morning to ya....

8.05am, the sky is bright and clear, haven't seen the sky as clear as today for the past week.. SHIT man. does that opening sounds like some ZOMBIE flick or something? eheheh Waddup WORLD~!

Kinda piss off this morning due to an IDIOTIC SPECTACLES WEARING FAT SHITHEAD NERD who drives a WHITE KANCIL.. You might wanna know what he did to pisses me off? He is an idiot who drives his car without thinking about other people's safety (esp Bikers). I was on me lovely bike happily to work, and while i was riding towards a junction, this fucking idiotic car, turn out from the junction without EVEN SEE ME... and the car is coming nearer and nearer to me.. I was like FUCK MAN! U BLIND or wat? This idiot, act as if nothing happened.. Dude, think with ur brains man... Put ur fucking pathetic life in my shoe... How would you feel? Riding a bike is dangerous enuff, and now I am riding it in PENANG, where all the cars OWN the road... Most of the car fellas do not even bother to look and see if any bikes is coming or anything related to bikes.. Hello, we are human too.. we might not be as lucky as you who can own a car and happily swerve it right and left... BUT still we have FAMILIES to go back to as well. WE ARE FREAKING HUMAN too... Please be more considerate and drive like a man, NOT A FUCKING MADMAN.. jesus!

I just realise something this morning.. The earlier you go to sleep, the more sleepier when you wake up.. I slept at around 11 something last nite.. and i woke up at 7, feeling like shit... comparing to me, sleeping at 2am and wake up at 7am, feeling NORMAL.. AM I SICK OR WAT? ...

Beauty n d Botak

The title says it all ain it? what else ccan i comment here? Taken this yr, while holidaying in Strawberry Park, Cameron Highlands. Balcony of the apartment, freaking amazing view.

Past, Present, Future

Past :
Something which is not there anymore but it sticks to your memory. I dreamt about my first GF that nite, I can still feel how i feel when i first saw her. The anxiety when you see her, the relief when she smiles back at you, it is actually a marvellous feeling. My first GF, a happy go lucky gal. Active and loves to smile. Her smile can melt me in miliseconds. She has an outspoken attitude and brave. We were working part time together. I can still remember, when she ask me, "what do you like about me?", I told her what i like about her, Her Smile. I went to a movie with her.. I can still remember the movie very well. My first puppy love kinda has no end.. cause we did not officially breakup or something.. we let time washes it away.

Present :
something which is happening now.. I am with this gal for like 7 yrs.. there has been ups and downs in our relationship ( mostly the issues, triggered by me). Although been thru a lot, i really admire her patience. She showered me with LOVE which I could not repay(??) back. Her continous sacrifice unselfishly, to a fucked up selfish and self centered mofo like me, is just amazing... In our relationship, she has said a number of words to me which will be in my heart till i die.. The touching moments we shared.. It is very obvious that she LOVES me MORE than me loving her.. Frankly, IF I can turn back the time, i would not want her to hang on to me for so long. I would prefer her to have a man who will love her more, treasure her, cuddle her and share the rest of her life with her. If I was given a wish, I would wish for her well-being and ensure that LIFE is good for her.

Future :
Something that has yet to happen.. Who would know what will happen rite? Today you are here, tomorrow you might not.. The FILMSTRIP that plays in mind, about my future is something like this.. I am with my wife, my 2 kids ( a boy and a gal) strolling in the park, with my boston terrier.. while my mum and dad watching from far on the bench.. While strolling I will pluck butterfly kisses on the cheek on my kids.. I just hope that this could happen..

My upcoming tattoo........ on me back ... a HAMSA which is suppose to ward off any bad spirit that is aiming towards me.. this is a Jewish sign ..

First and Foremost...

My first blog thingy... wanted to get this kind of blog cause most of my mates has it.. so what the heck.. this is the place where u will see the real me, no mask or nothing, no censor on me speeches, all straight from da heart. If offended, i would like to apologize.. True to ya self and Respect thee..